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From Hollywood, Colgate Toothpater presents the Mel Blank Show, written by Mack Benoff with Mary Jane Croft, Joe Carpenter, Hans Conrad, Alan Reed, Earl Ross, the sportsman, Victor Miller and his orchestra, and starring the creator of The Voice of Bugs Bunny. What's up, Doc? Yes, Colgate Toothpater for a breath that's sweet and teeth that sparkle, brings you the Mel Blank Show with Mel playing his new character, Zooki. Hello. Hi. And starring himself in person, Mel Blank. Hi…

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Synopsis

In The Art Critic, part of The Mel Blanc Show, Mel finds himself in a predicament as the deadline for his income tax payment approaches. With only four days left and a total of seven dollars owed, Mel is in a bind. His girlfriend, Betty, suggests that if they were married, he could claim her as a deduction, but Mel quickly dismisses the idea, realizing he needs a more immediate solution.

Host

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Bud Hiestand

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Alan Reed

E

Earle Ross

Hans Conried

Joseph Kearns

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Mary Jane Croft

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Mel Blanc

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The Mel Blanc Show, Episode 28

The Art Critic

Tuesday, March 11, 1947 · 23:29

The Mel Blanc Show, Episode 28

The Art Critic

Tuesday, March 11, 1947 · 23:29

Summary

Mel struggles to pay his income tax and mistakenly sells a valuable painting instead of a worthless one, putting him in a tight spot.

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