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M&J Audio Theater presents Chet Chetters Tales from the Morgue. Well, come in my friend. Walk this way, won't you? I have something to show you. Oh, let me introduce myself. I am Chet Chetter, the Morgue Attendant. Oh, it's quite a beehive of activity around here today. You see, we're upgrading our embalming room. We must keep up with the technology here in the Morgue, you know. This is called the Smooth Mover. It provides a friction-free surface to transport a cadaver from…

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In The Bogus Beavers Of Barnakver 2, Chet Chetter, the morgue attendant, invites listeners into a whimsical yet ominous tale set in the sleepy village of Biloxi. As he prepares to share his story, he sets the stage with the arrival of alien beavers from the planet Borna, who have come to invade Earth, believing it to be a suitable new home. The beavers, resembling their Earth counterparts, plan to disguise themselves and wait for reinforcements, but their arrival coincides with the frustrations of local farmers.

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Chet Chetter's Tales from the Morgue, Episode 2489

The Bogus Beavers Of Barnakver 2

Friday, October 27, 1995 · 29:15

Chet Chetter's Tales from the Morgue, Episode 2489

The Bogus Beavers Of Barnakver 2

Friday, October 27, 1995 · 29:15

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In The Bogus Beavers Of Barnakver 2, Chet Chetter shares a tale about alien beavers invading a small village. As the townsfolk confront the bizarre situation, chaos ensues with unexpected consequences.

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