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I was playing the Palace Theatre once, and Sarah Bernhard was on the bill. She was one of the first great stars to play the Palace. She insisted on getting a thousand dollars in cash before she appeared. She was old at this time, but they wanted her at the Palace just the same. She used to do some scene where she used to lie in a coffin and play a dramatic scene. Oh, she was alive. She only had one leg. Did you know that? She was getting a thousand dollars before each perfor…

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In this engaging episode of An Evening With Groucho, Groucho Marx takes the audience back to his time at the Palace Theatre, where he shares a memorable experience performing alongside the legendary Sarah Bernhardt. Known for her exceptional talent and dramatic presence, Bernhardt was a star who commanded attention and respect in the theatrical community. Groucho sets the stage by highlighting the contrast between their earnings, which serves as a humorous commentary on the entertainment industry.

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An Evening With Groucho, Episode 18

Palace Theatre - Sarah Bernhardt

Saturday, May 6, 1972 · 1:04

An Evening With Groucho, Episode 18

Palace Theatre - Sarah Bernhardt

Saturday, May 6, 1972 · 1:04

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Groucho recounts his experience at the Palace Theatre alongside the legendary Sarah Bernhardt, highlighting her unique demands and theatrical prowess.

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