I was in Italy, I was in Rome, wonderful city. I just lit a dollar cigar and I was walking to the corner and somebody bumped against me. I said, dollar cigar, I wasn't going to let it lay there. So I reached down to pick it up and I says, Jesus Christ. I turn around, there's two priests standing next to me. And one of them had bumped against me. He reached in here and pulled out two cigars. He says, Groucho, you just said the sacred word.