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Speaking of Waterville, he used to be a critic in Chicago when we played there, by the name of Percy Hammond. This was about 30 years ago, I guess. He was on the Chicago Tribune. He reviewed our act. We did a big act and we had about 25 people in the act. And he reviewed the act. The next morning, this was the review. He said, the Marx brothers and their various relatives ran around the states for almost an hour yesterday afternoon. Why? I'll never understand. He was a tough…

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In this engaging episode of An Evening With Groucho, Groucho Marx takes the audience on a nostalgic journey through his experiences with the notoriously tough Chicago critic, Percy Hammond. Groucho recalls a time when Hammond reviewed the Marx Brothers' act, delivering a scathing critique that left the performers bewildered. The review, which stated that the Marx brothers and their relatives ran around the stage for almost an hour without purpose, exemplifies Hammond's sharp tongue and the high stakes of public opinion in the world of entertainment.

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An Evening With Groucho, Episode 17

Tough Chicago Critic Story

Saturday, May 6, 1972 · 2:47

An Evening With Groucho, Episode 17

Tough Chicago Critic Story

Saturday, May 6, 1972 · 2:47

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Groucho reflects on the tough Chicago critic Percy Hammond, who famously panned the Marx Brothers' act. He shares anecdotes about Hammond's career and his interactions with notable figures in theater.

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