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La la la la la la Lydia, old Lydia, say happy birthday Happy birthday She has eyes that men adore so And a torso even more so Lydia, old Lydia, that encyclopedia Lydia, the queen of tattoo On her back is the battle of Waterloo Beside it the wreck of the Hesperus II And proudly above waves the red, white and blue You can learn a lot from Lydia La la la la la la La la la la la la When a robe is unfurled she will show you the world If you'll step up and tell her where For a dim…

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Synopsis

In the enchanting episode titled Lydia, the Tattooed Lady from An Evening With Groucho, Groucho Marx takes center stage to celebrate the unique and colorful life of Lydia, a woman renowned for her extraordinary tattoos. As he begins to sing, the audience is immediately drawn into a whimsical world where Lydia's tattoos tell stories of adventure, history, and romance. Groucho's lively performance sets a lighthearted tone, inviting listeners to appreciate the artistry and significance of Lydia's body art.

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An Evening With Groucho, Episode 39

Lydia, the Tattooed Lady

Saturday, May 6, 1972 · 4:17

An Evening With Groucho, Episode 39

Lydia, the Tattooed Lady

Saturday, May 6, 1972 · 4:17

Summary

Groucho Marx celebrates Lydia, a remarkable tattooed lady, through a lively musical performance that highlights her unique attributes and adventures. The audience is invited to marvel at her tattoos and the stories they tell.

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  1. An Evening With GrouchoOverture - Medley from Marx Brothers FilmsEpisode 1
  2. An Evening With GrouchoIntroduction - Dick CavettEpisode 2
  3. An Evening With GrouchoHello, I Must Be GoingEpisode 3
  4. An Evening With GrouchoViolin Solo, Jack Benny TributeEpisode 4
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