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Once we were on the bell with Fanny Bryce. I'm sure a lot of you remember Fanny Bryce. She was quite a performer. And on the bell too, there was an act called Swains Rats and Cats. You wouldn't believe that but that was the name of the act. And they had a miniature race track on the stage. And the rats would dress as jockeys. And the cats were horses. It was an incredible act. Imagine. Teaching these cats and rats to learn all this. And they wore the uniform too. And one day…

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Synopsis

In this delightful episode of An Evening With Groucho, Groucho Marx takes the audience on a nostalgic journey back to the Palace Theatre, where he recalls a memorable performance featuring the iconic Fanny Brice. The highlight of the show is an eccentric act known as Swain's Rats and Cats, which features trained rats dressed as jockeys racing on a miniature track, with cats serving as the horses. This whimsical concept sets the stage for an entertaining evening filled with laughter and unexpected surprises.

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An Evening With Groucho, Episode 19

Palace Theatre - Fanny Brice-Swayne's Rats and Cats

Saturday, May 6, 1972 · 1:44

An Evening With Groucho, Episode 19

Palace Theatre - Fanny Brice-Swayne's Rats and Cats

Saturday, May 6, 1972 · 1:44

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Groucho recounts a humorous incident involving Fanny Brice and a unique act featuring rats and cats at the Palace Theatre. The story highlights the chaos that ensues when a sewer rat invades the performance.

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