I had an uncle who was a Sherapolis. He would come to your house and he'd have a small suitcase and he would cut your toenails for 25 cents. Then he got a job. Plus there's not much money in cutting toenails for 25 cents. And it was cold, it was winter. So he got a job setting fire to hotels and to Catskills. Then he was so good at this that they finally transferred him and they gave him a job in the Adirondacks where they had much bigger hotels to buy them. You finally woun…