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Anyway, I'm going to do a routine now. The ones of you who have heard it before may enjoy hearing it again. And the ones of you who have not heard it before may enjoy hearing it again next time. I'm speaking of the phonetic punctuation. Well, I must compliment you on your endurance. However, had I known this, as I said before, we could have started with it and been home by now. But I certainly appreciate your enthusiasm. Indeed. I invented phonetic punctuation many years ago…

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Synopsis

In Phonetic Punctuation, Victor Borge takes the stage with his signature blend of humor and intellect. He introduces the concept of phonetic punctuation, a system he invented to enhance verbal communication by integrating sounds that represent punctuation marks. Borge begins by acknowledging both returning and new audience members, setting a light-hearted tone as he prepares to delve into his comedic routine.

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Victor Borge Collection, Episode 6967

Phonetic Punctuation

Monday, February 2, 1953 · 7:28

Victor Borge Collection, Episode 6967

Phonetic Punctuation

Monday, February 2, 1953 · 7:28

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Victor Borge presents his comedic routine on phonetic punctuation, blending humor with linguistic insights. He explores how integrating sounds into speech can enhance communication.

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