When I was four years old my father came home and He found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire which made him very angry Because we didn't have a fireplace There I sat here my father stood burning up He pointed at me see my father was left-handed he always pointed this way I was sitting on the other side So my father said Borger he didn't know my first name See in my father's family we had a little trouble up here In the head my father was alright, but his two b…