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Around Dodge City and in the territory on West, there's just one way to handle the killers and the spoilers and that's with a US Marshal and the smell of gun smoke. The story of the violence that moved West with Young America. The story of a man who moved with it. Matt Dillon, United States Marshal. Say if there ever was a cereal designed to boost a family's breakfast morale, it's new sugar crinkles. Why that sugar rice treat that's just right sweet makes breakfast more fun…

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In the Gunsmoke episode "How to Die for Nothing," the story begins with Marshal Matt Dillon, a steadfast lawman in the tumultuous environment of Dodge City. After a tense encounter with a drunken cowboy, Dillon is forced to shoot the man in self-defense, a decision that sets off a chain of events that could lead to his demise. The cowboy's brother, Howard Buelow, is enraged and vows to take revenge on Dillon, promising to shoot him in the back. This immediate threat looms over Dillon as he contemplates the consequences of his actions.

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Georgia Ellis

Howard McNear

John Dehner

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Vic Perrin

William Conrad

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This story returned to the dial 2 more times · How to Die for Nothing

  • Oct101953

    Gunsmoke

    How to Die for Nothing

    Oct 10 · Ep 77

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    Gunsmoke

    How to Die for Nothing

    May 10 · Ep 317

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Gunsmoke 53-10-10 (077) How to Die for Nothing.mp3

Gunsmoke, Episode 77

How to Die for Nothing

Saturday, October 10, 1953 · 29:04

Gunsmoke, Episode 77

How to Die for Nothing

Saturday, October 10, 1953 · 29:04

Summary

Marshal Dillon faces a deadly threat after he shoots a drunken cowboy in self-defense, as the cowboy's brother vows revenge. Tensions rise in Dodge City as Dillon prepares for the inevitable confrontation.

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