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M&J Audio Theatre presents Chet Chetters, Tales from the Morgue. Wow! Well now, come right in. Do have a seat, won't you? There. You are comfortable, I trust? Well good. I am Chet Chetter, the Morgue attendant here. I'm so glad you dropped in. I have quite a story to tell you today. It is about a man from Biloxi named Elmer Corn. Yes, I have quite a few stories about this man. Now let's see. It was late February on a Tuesday, and Mr. Corn was enjoying a week's vacation from…

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In Elmer Versus The Mutant Mole Rats, we meet Elmer Corn, a humble manure hauler from Biloxi, who is enjoying a rare vacation day. His peaceful morning is abruptly interrupted by a frantic call from his neighbor, Miss Maddie, who is in a state of panic. She claims that giant rats, the size of small cats, are wreaking havoc in her home, and she desperately needs Elmer's help. Intrigued and concerned, Elmer rushes over to her house, ready to confront whatever bizarre situation awaits him.

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Chet Chetter's Tales from the Morgue, Episode 7675

Elmer Versus The Mutant Mole Rats

Wednesday, January 11, 1995 · 27:13

Chet Chetter's Tales from the Morgue, Episode 7675

Elmer Versus The Mutant Mole Rats

Wednesday, January 11, 1995 · 27:13

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Elmer Corn enjoys a vacation when he learns about mutant mole rats terrorizing his neighbor, Miss Maddie. He rushes to help her and devises a plan to eliminate the oversized rodents.

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