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M&J Audio Theater presents Chet Chetters Tales from the Morgue. Yeah, there you are. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Chet Chetter, the Morgue Attendant and resident storyteller. I'm going to tell you today about a galaxy many, many light years away from our own. And the name of this galaxy is, now prepare yourself, Constipation. Yes, yes I know. But I assure you it has no connection to our definition of the word. No, the galaxy of Constipation consists of 27 planets and 1…

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In the whimsical yet ominous world of Chet Chetter's Tales from the Morgue, the Master Constipator reigns over the galaxy of Constipation, a bizarre realm filled with mechanical wonders and absurdities. This android ruler, seated on his golden throne, enjoys the adoration of his female slaves and the fear of his advisors. However, his rule is soon challenged when reports of discontent arise from the planet Vilemion, where workers in the slime pits are threatening to revolt against their oppressive conditions.

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Chet Chetter's Tales from the Morgue, Episode 2688

Fall And Rise Of The Master Constipator

Sunday, May 14, 1995 · 29:32

Chet Chetter's Tales from the Morgue, Episode 2688

Fall And Rise Of The Master Constipator

Sunday, May 14, 1995 · 29:32

Summary

Chet Chetter narrates the tale of the Master Constipator, a ruthless android ruler of the galaxy of Constipation, who faces rebellion from his subjects on the planet Vilemion. As tensions rise, the Master must find a way to maintain his power amidst chaos.

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