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Now Bach. Johann Sibelius Bach. I don't know if you are familiar with the fact, but Bach had approximately 20 to 30 children. And I guess that goes for Mrs. Bach too. Now it takes time to raise about 25 to 30 children. Oh my goodness. I know, I have two myself. That's plenty. Mine are twins though, both of them. They're awfully cute. I can't think of their names. Why, they don't come when I call them anyway. Alright, Bach. Bach. Bach. Bach. Bach. I bet you when he wrote this…

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In the episode titled Johann Sibelius Bach And Family from the Victor Borge Collection, Victor Borge captivates his audience with a blend of classical music and comedic storytelling. He begins by introducing the legendary composer Johann Sebastian Bach, humorously noting that Bach fathered an astonishing number of children—between 20 to 30. Borge draws on his own experience as a parent, sharing the relatable challenges of raising twins, which adds a personal touch to his comedic narrative.

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Victor Borge Collection, Episode 3880

Johann Sibelius Bach And Family

Wednesday, August 19, 1953 · 2:43

Victor Borge Collection, Episode 3880

Johann Sibelius Bach And Family

Wednesday, August 19, 1953 · 2:43

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