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And now, a tale well calculated to keep you in... Suspense. Name, Betty Willoughby. Mrs. Herbert Willoughby. 35, tall, blonde, beautifully groomed, self-controlled, neat, efficient. A perfect lady in every respect. Lady Macbeth was a lady too. In a moment, Act One of You Can Die Laughing, starring Evelyn Juster and Larry Haynes, and written especially for suspense by Robert Arthur. The lively crowd, today are green. Those who think young, say Pepsi, please. They pick the rig…

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Synopsis

In the gripping tale You Can Die Laughing, we meet Betty Willoughby, a seemingly perfect woman who is secretly plotting the murder of her husband, Herbert. Herbert is a jolly man known for his loud laughter and love of practical jokes, traits that have become increasingly intolerable for Betty. After years of enduring his antics, she finds herself in a passionate affair with Jack, who represents the escape she craves.

Host

W

Warren Moran

Cast›

E

Ethel Huber

E

Evie Juster

G

Gertrude Warner

I

Ian Martin

L

Larry Haines

L

Lee Vines

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Suspense 610730 887 You Can Die Laughing (134-44) 23603 23m57s.mp3

Suspense, Episode 887

You Can Die Laughing

Sunday, July 30, 1961 · 23:57

Suspense, Episode 887

You Can Die Laughing

Sunday, July 30, 1961 · 23:57

Summary

A woman plots to murder her ever-laughing husband, Herbert, with the help of her lover, Jack. As their plan unfolds, the stakes rise when unexpected complications arise.

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