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Sound off for Chesterfield. Chesterfield is best for you. First cigarette with premium quality in both regular and king size. Chesterfield brings you Dragnet. Ladies and gentlemen, the star you are about to hear is true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent. You're a detective sergeant. You're assigned to homicide detail. You get a call from a friend who's been offered $5,000 to kill a man. He can't tell you who made the offer. He does tell you that no matter…

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Synopsis

In The Big Joke, the story begins with a seemingly innocuous phone call to bartender Johnny, who is offered a staggering $5,000 to commit murder. The request is to kill a man named Wilhelm Ulrich, someone Johnny has never met. Initially, Johnny thinks it’s a joke, a prank call from a drunk patron. However, when he receives a letter containing cash and specific instructions, the reality of the situation hits him hard.

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H

Hal Gibney

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Ben Alexander

Jack Webb

Vic Perrin

W

Walter Schumann

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Dragnet, Episode 203

The Big Joke

Sunday, May 10, 1953 · 29:25

Dragnet, Episode 203

The Big Joke

Sunday, May 10, 1953 · 29:25

Summary

A bartender receives a shocking offer to kill a man for $5,000, believing it to be a joke at first. As he grapples with the reality of the situation, detectives work to prevent the murder before it's too late.

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